All Trolls Are Bastards, by Trǫlláss

All Trolls Are Bastards

by Trǫlláss

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Grey Strange. Weird. Like black metal should be. Lovely interludes between heart-pounding riffs and vocals. Very good work. Favorite track: Talking Abacus.

dcdirkzwager I needed to get used the production on this a bit, but once I did I found this is a really nice record really. Take your time to tune in to it and you'll find a really enjoyable BM record. Favorite track: A.T.A.B.

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	1.	Talking Abacus 06:45
	2.	A.T.A.B 04:15
	3.	Living in the Cyst of a Mountain Giant's Toe 03:41
	4.	Kitchen Witch 03:52
	5.	Hooves on the Soil 01:02
	6.	Two Butted Troll 01:38
	7.	Subhuman Psychosis 06:04

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released January 20, 2023

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Dungeon Synth Black Metal with Neoclassical influences

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